From Facebook:

My status: The surface of my eye is scratched and man, does it sting. Though the scratch is shaped *exactly* like Harry Potter's scar.
- Meghan W*: did voldemort try to kill you?
- Me: @Meghan W* If so, then Voldemort is 6 pounds and has his head stuck in an empty peanut butter jar.

EDIT: And from twitter:
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St. Patrick's day = excuse to wear a tiara to work? WELL IF YOU INSIST


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I love how easy it is to make friends with little boys.

I explained to the son of a client what a urine sample is, and all he got out of it was that I had to touch (albeit through three layers of sterile plastic) pee. So I chased him around the waiting room as he screamed "NOOOOOOOO PEE HANDS."

Ten minutes later, we are now best friends.

Haz: So, by the way, you're totally being a bridesmaid ( Read more... )

Seriously.

In five panels.


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Man, the two babies even eat differently.

Tonight was the first time that I offered them pinky mice (I haven't had to buy them in so long!), and the first time they'd seen what will become their regular feeding tank.

The orange baby smelled the tank, probably picked up a few residual molecules of one of Bowie's dinners, and started becoming very ( Read more... )

Lately in my life, there have been a lot of new people and a lot of getting to know said new people. And re-bonding with preexisting people.

Though I've noticed something.

They all come back to jingsaw somehow.

Seriously. Like, two degrees of separation. Or less.

It's freaky weird, man.

H: Why is there a chicken in a gimp suit sticker on the back of that pickup?
E: A what?"
H: A chicken. In a gimp suit. Right there.
E: Oh. Oh, wow.
H: It's -
E: That's actually a turkey, I think.
H: Right, but why is it in a gimp suitE: I'm not sure I want to know ( Read more... )

H: You look like a baby flailing for attention.
A: (wrapped up in blanket) I'm a lovebug!
H: You're a hornbug.
A: *pout*
H: It's okay. Lovebugs chrysalis into hornbugs.
A: So what do hornbugs chrysalis into?
H: ...Charizard?

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On the subject of cities to move to, between myself and elenuial. We've gone from San Francisco to New York to Anchorage (where he would bring a club for the baby seals, very important later on) to Seattle to ( Read more... )